Henny Youngman Quotes, Quotations, and Sayings

4 Famous Quotes by Henny Youngman
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“I have all the money I'll ever need - if I die by 4 today.”
Cliches and one-liners Quotes
“Anybody who thinks talk is cheap has never argued with a traffic cop. -Henny Youngman.”
Communication Quotes
“If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow, sleep late.”
Psychological subjects Quotes
“If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.”
Miscellaneous Quotes