If I ever get real rich, I hope I'm not real mean to poor people, like I am now

Richness Quotes, by Jack Handy

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I think the mistake a lot of us make is thinking the state-appointed shrink is our friend.

Deep thoughts Quotes, by Jack Handy

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Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait, not me, you.

Deep thoughts Quotes, by Jack Handy

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