It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.

Illness Quotes, by Jackie Mason

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It is more profitable for your congressman to support the tobacco industry than your life.

Profit Quotes, by Jackie Mason

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By these things examine thyself. By whose rules am I acting; in whose name; in whose strength; in whose glory? What faith, humility, self-denial, and love of God and to man have there been in all my actions?

Faith Quotes, by Jackie Mason

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Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.

Men and women Quotes, by Jackie Mason

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