I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half- empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.

Pessimism Quotes, by Janeane Garofalo

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Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back

Funny Quotes, by Janeane Garofalo

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To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.

Courage Quotes, by Janeane Garofalo

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I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half-empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.

Negativity Quotes, by Janeane Garofalo

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