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7 Famous Quotes by Jay Leno
4/28/1950 - (Present)
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James Douglas Muir Leno     Douchenozzle     James Douglas Muir "Jay" Leno
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Bush said today he is being stalked. He said wherever he goes, people are following him. Finally, someone told him, 'Psst. That's the Secret Service.'

Presidency Quotes, by Jay Leno

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President Bush is taking the entire month of August off. Bush said today he thinks it is important for a president to spend time away from Washington. Or at least that's what Dick Cheney told him.

Presidency Quotes, by Jay Leno

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Martha Stewart stuffed and roasted canaries and found they could no longer sing.

Blood Quotes, by Jay Leno

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Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution.

Computer / technology / science Quotes, by Jay Leno

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Vice President Dick Cheney is currently out in South Dakota on a three-day hunting trip. What better place for a man who has had four heart attacks than to be carrying a big gun and a backpack through the snow looking for red meat.

Disease Quotes, by Jay Leno

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a Christmas tree .. the perfect gift for a guy... the plant is already dead (monologue Dec 10 2003).

Humor Quotes, by Jay Leno

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There is a penalty for trying to knock down a cockpit door, but it's the people who try to go from coach to 1st class they really beat up.

Money Quotes, by Jay Leno

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