| 7 Famous Quotes by Jay Leno
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“Bush said today he is being stalked. He said wherever he goes, people are following him. Finally, someone told him, 'Psst. That's the Secret Service.'”
Presidency Quotes |
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“President Bush is taking the entire month of August off. Bush said today he thinks it is important for a president to spend time away from Washington. Or at least that's what Dick Cheney told him.”
Presidency Quotes |
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“Martha Stewart stuffed and roasted canaries and found they
could no longer sing.”
Blood Quotes |
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“Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution.”
Computer / technology / science Quotes |
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“Vice President Dick Cheney is currently out in South Dakota on a three-day hunting trip. What better place for a man who has had four heart attacks than to be carrying a big gun and a backpack through the snow looking for red meat.”
Disease Quotes |
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“a Christmas tree .. the perfect gift
for a guy... the plant is already dead
(monologue Dec 10 2003).”
Humor Quotes |
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“There is a penalty for trying to knock
down a cockpit door, but it's the people
who try to go from coach to 1st class
they really beat up.”
Money Quotes |
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Jay Leno Quotes, Quotations, and Sayings
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