Jerry Seinfeld Quotes, Quotations, and Sayings

6 Famous Quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
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“A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.”
Babies Quotes
“According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.”
Death and dying Quotes
“It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.”
Newspapers Quotes
“According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.”
Speech Quotes
“It's never too late to have a happy childhood.”
Children / youth Quotes
“A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.”
Perspective Quotes
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