I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks

Dieting Quotes, by Joe E. Lewis

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You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough.

Youth Quotes, by Joe E. Lewis

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I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.

Girls Quotes, by Joe E. Lewis

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I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.

Nerves Quotes, by Joe E. Lewis

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The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.

Taxes Quotes, by Joe E. Lewis

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You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough. -Joe E. Lewis.

Life Quotes, by Joe E. Lewis

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You only live once -- but if you work it right, once is enough.

Life Quotes, by Joe E. Lewis

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I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

Sports Quotes, by Joe E. Lewis

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