Joey Adams Quotes, Quotations, and Sayings

13 Famous Quotes by Joey Adams
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“A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.”
Questions Quotes
“Of course, it's very easy to be witty tomorrow, after you get a chance to do some research and rehearse your ad libs.”
Tomorrow Quotes
“A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.”
Marriage Quotes
“May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions”
Miscellaneous Quotes
“A bikini is like a barbed-wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view.”
Miscellaneous Quotes
“People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it.”
Miscellaneous Quotes
“Most people play a fair game of golf - If you watch them.”
Miscellaneous Quotes
“A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.”
Miscellaneous Quotes
“If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.”
Miscellaneous Quotes
“Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late -- and strike oil.'”
Miscellaneous Quotes
“We've heard they've had signs up about Cuero for the last three weeks. We're excited about playing this game but not to the point where we do not know what we're doing. We just have to go into the game with intensity and remain focused on our goal.”
Miscellaneous Quotes
“We've heard they've had signs up about Cuero for the last three weeks, ... We're excited about playing this game but not to the point where we do not know what we're doing. We just have to go into the game with intensity and remain focused on our goal.”
Miscellaneous Quotes
“Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.”
Miscellaneous Quotes
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