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 Johnny Carson Quotes
7 Famous Quotes by Johnny Carson
10/23/1925 - 1/23/2005
Also Known As:  
John William Carson     Johnnie Carson     The King of Late-Night
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Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.

Inefficiency Quotes, by Johnny Carson

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Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.

Sarcastic Quotes, by Johnny Carson

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The difference between a divorce and a legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money

Separation Quotes, by Johnny Carson

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Your chances of getting struck by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky, and say "Storms suck!"

Storms Quotes, by Johnny Carson

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If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.

Variety Quotes, by Johnny Carson

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The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.

Finance and economics Quotes, by Johnny Carson

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In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.

Men and women Quotes, by Johnny Carson

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