| 7 Famous Quotes by Johnny Carson
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“Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.”
Inefficiency Quotes |
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“Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.”
Sarcastic Quotes |
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“The difference between a divorce and a legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money”
Separation Quotes |
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“Your chances of getting struck by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky, and say "Storms suck!"”
Storms Quotes |
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“If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.”
Variety Quotes |
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“The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.”
Finance and economics Quotes |
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“In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.”
Men and women Quotes |
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Johnny Carson Quotes, Quotations, and Sayings
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