Jonathan Swift Quotes, Quotations, and Sayings

82 Famous Quotes by Jonathan Swift
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“We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another.”
Religion Quotes
“We are limited, not by our abilities, but by our vision.”
Vision Quotes
“Flattery is the worst and falsest way of showing our esteem”
Flattery Quotes
“We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another.”
Hate Quotes
“Whoever makes two ears of corn, or two blades of grass to grow where only one grew before, deserves better of mankind, and does more essential service to his country than the whole race of politicians put together”
Politicians Quotes
“No preacher is listened to but time, which gives us the same train and turn of thought that elder people have in vain tried to put into our heads before”
Preachers and preaching Quotes
“A man should never be ashamed to own that he has been in the wrong, which is but saying... that he is wiser today than yesterday.”
Shame Quotes
“For in reason, all government without the consent of the governed is the very definition of slavery.”
Slavery Quotes
“That the universe was formed by a fortuitous concourse of atoms, I will no more believe than that the accidental jumbling of the alphabet would fall into a most ingenious treatise of philosophy”
Universe Quotes
“Vision is the art of seeing things invisible.”
Vision Quotes
“Walls have tongues, and hedges ears.”
Proverbs Quotes
Source: Pastoral Dialogue (l. 7)
“Time stoops to no man's lure.”
Proverbs Quotes
Source: Pastoral Dialogue (l. 7)
“A bad man becomes worse when he apes a saint.”
Proverbs Quotes
Source: Pastoral Dialogue (l. 7)
“A favour is half granted, when graciously refused.”
Proverbs Quotes
Source: Pastoral Dialogue (l. 7)
“A great fortune enslaves its owner.”
Proverbs Quotes
Source: Pastoral Dialogue (l. 7)
“A kindness spontaneously offered to him who needs it, is doubly gratifying.”
Proverbs Quotes
Source: Pastoral Dialogue (l. 7)
“A loss, of which we are ignorant, is no loss.”
Proverbs Quotes
Source: Pastoral Dialogue (l. 7)
“A man suffers death himself as often as he loses those dear to him.”
Proverbs Quotes
Source: Pastoral Dialogue (l. 7)
“A pleasant traveling companion helps us on our journey as much as a carriage.”
Proverbs Quotes
Source: Pastoral Dialogue (l. 7)
“A position of dignity is more easily improved upon than acquired.”
Proverbs Quotes
Source: Pastoral Dialogue (l. 7)
“A sly piece of good luck, which nobody knows of is delightful.”
Proverbs Quotes
Source: Pastoral Dialogue (l. 7)
“In all distresses of our friends We first consult our private ends; While Nature, kindly bent to ease us, Points out some circumstance to please us.”
Adversity Quotes
Source: On the Death of Dr. Swift, a paraphrase of Rochefoucauld's "Maxim"
“A nice man is a man of nasty ideas.”
Chastity Quotes
Source: Introductions to History of the Reformation (preface), by Bishop Burnet
“He was a bold man that first eat an oyster.”
Oysters Quotes
Source: Polite Conversation (dialogue II)
“And he gave it for his opinion, "that whoever could make two ears of corn, or two blades of grass, to grow upon a spot of ground where only one grew before, would deserve better of mankind, and do more essential service to his country, than the whole race of politicians put together."”
Agriculture Quotes
Source: Gulliver's Travels--Voyage to Brobdingnag (pt. II, ch. CII)