Joseph Heller Quotes, Quotations, and Sayings

7 Famous Quotes by Joseph Heller
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“Every writer I know has trouble writing.”
Writers Quotes
“The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on.”
Killing Quotes
“When I grow up I want to be a little boy.”
Maturity Quotes
“Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.”
Mediocrity Quotes
“Success and failure are both difficult to endure. Along with success come drugs, divorce, fornication, bullying, travel, meditation, medication, depression, neurosis and suicide. With failure comes failure.”
Neurosis Quotes
“Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.”
Inspirational Quotes
“Like Olympic medals and tennis trophies, all they signified was that the owner had done something of no benefit to anyone more capably than everyone else.”
Advice / experience / wisdom Quotes
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