If a man should happen to reach perfection in this world, he would have to die immediately to enjoy himself.

Perfection Quotes, by Josh Billings

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The man who ain't got an enemy is really poor.

Enemy Quotes, by Josh Billings

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There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.

Revenge Quotes, by Josh Billings

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My advice to those who are about to begin, in earnet, the journey of life, is to take their heart in one hand and a club in the other.

Life Quotes, by Josh Billings

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A slander is like a hornet; if you can't kill it dead the first time, better not strike at it.

Slander Quotes, by Josh Billings

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A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.

Animals Quotes, by Josh Billings

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There is a sort of charm in ugliness, if the person has some redeeming qualities and is only ugly enough

Charm Quotes, by Josh Billings

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Confess your sins to the Lord and you will be forgiven; confess them to man and you will be laughed at.

Confession Quotes, by Josh Billings

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Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt of, not swallowed

Flattery Quotes, by Josh Billings

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Incredulity is the wisdom of the fool

Incredulity Quotes, by Josh Billings

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A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.

Loyalty Quotes, by Josh Billings

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A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.

Pets Quotes, by Josh Billings

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One of the greatest victories you can gain over someone is to beat him at politeness.

Politeness Quotes, by Josh Billings

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There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: Twins.

Twins Quotes, by Josh Billings

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Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing until it gets there.

Usefulness Quotes, by Josh Billings

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If it wasn't for faith, there would be no living in this world; we couldn't even eat hash with any safety.

Faith Quotes, by Josh Billings

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If there was no faith there would be no living in this world. We couldn't even eat hash with safety.

Faith Quotes, by Josh Billings

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Take all the fools out of this world and there wouldn't be any fun living in it, or profit.

Fools Quotes, by Josh Billings

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There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.

Forgiveness Quotes, by Josh Billings

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I've never known a person who lives to 110 who is remarkable for anything else.

Age Quotes, by Josh Billings

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Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute.

Argument Quotes, by Josh Billings

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I have lived in this world just long enough to look carefully the second time into things that I am the most concerned of the first time.

Caution Quotes, by Josh Billings

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The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Gluttony Quotes, by Josh Billings

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One-half the troubles of this life can be traced to saying yes too quickly and not saying no soon enough.

Quick Quotes, by Josh Billings

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There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together.

Brevity Quotes, by Josh Billings

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