Lenny Bruce Quotes, Quotations, and Sayings

8 Famous Quotes by Lenny Bruce
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“Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.”
Church Quotes
“If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.”
Schools Quotes
“Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirize it. Which is rather ridiculous, when you think about it.”
Sarcasm Quotes
“The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them.”
Liberal Quotes
“If ever two were one, then surely we. If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.”
Men and women Quotes
“My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with her.”
Men and women Quotes
“A lot of people say to me, "Why did you kill Christ?" "I dunno... it was one of those parties, got out of hand, you know." "We killed him because he didn't want to become a doctor, that's why we killed him.".”
Religion / beliefs Quotes
“Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirize it. Which is rather ridiculous, when you think about it.”
Sarcasm Quotes
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