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 Lily Tomlin Quotes
17 Famous Quotes by Lily Tomlin
9/1/1939 - (Present)
Also Known As:  
Mary Jean Tomlin     Mary Jean "Lily" Tomlin
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About Lily Tomlin

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol

Reality Quotes, by Lily Tomlin

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We are all in this together, by ourselves.

Unity Quotes, by Lily Tomlin

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The trouble with the rat race is that, even if you win, you're still a rat.

Life Quotes, by Lily Tomlin

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If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.

Reading Quotes, by Lily Tomlin

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Success is a ladder that cannot be climbed with your hands in your pocket

Success Quotes, by Lily Tomlin

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If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.

Television Quotes, by Lily Tomlin

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The formula for water is H2O. Is the formula for an ice cube H2O squared?

Water Quotes, by Lily Tomlin

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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

Belief Quotes, by Lily Tomlin

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Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.

Worry Quotes, by Lily Tomlin

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Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.

Advertising Quotes, by Lily Tomlin

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If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in a library.

Libraries Quotes, by Lily Tomlin

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Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

Realism Quotes, by Lily Tomlin

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Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

Reality Quotes, by Lily Tomlin

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Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.

Reality Quotes, by Lily Tomlin

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Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest -- then we can all die laughing.

Wit Quotes, by Lily Tomlin

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Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.

Mediocrity Quotes, by Lily Tomlin

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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

Society Quotes, by Lily Tomlin

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