Lily Tomlin Quotes, Quotations, and Sayings

17 Famous Quotes by Lily Tomlin
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“Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.”
Advertising Quotes
“We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.”
Belief Quotes
“If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in a library.”
Libraries Quotes
“If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.”
Reading Quotes
“Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.”
Realism Quotes
“Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.”
Reality Quotes
“Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol”
Reality Quotes
“Success is a ladder that cannot be climbed with your hands in your pocket”
Success Quotes
“If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.”
Television Quotes
“Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.”
Reality Quotes
“We are all in this together, by ourselves.”
Unity Quotes
“Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.”
Worry Quotes
“The formula for water is H2O. Is the formula for an ice cube H2O squared?”
Water Quotes
“Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest -- then we can all die laughing.”
Wit Quotes
“The trouble with the rat race is that, even if you win, you're still a rat.”
Life Quotes
“Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.”
Mediocrity Quotes
“The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.”
Society Quotes
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