Louie Anderson Quotes, Quotations, and Sayings

10 Famous Quotes by Louie Anderson
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“Adam was looking for a comedian to do a 7 o'clock show. Two years ago, I was up for a 10 o'clock show at another hotel, but I didn't want a 10 o'clock show. It isn't my crowd and I didn't think it would work.”
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“I'm a 7 o'clock act. My people want to go to a show, a dinner and then go home and go to bed.”
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“I started a big part of my career in Vegas.”
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“I have a very warm spot in my heart for Vegas.”
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“I have added a lot. There's some Vegas stuff and hotel stuff and a whole chunk on health.”
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“A real estate closer. Oh, what's that? I'm a real estate opener. What is a real estate closer? You mean at the end where you've got to sign all those papers?”
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“Dr. Phil was very helpful and caring. I believe he helped all of us there and watching how to better relate, understand, and communicate with our families and loved ones. Dr. Phil recommended reading my new book.”
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“I felt ashamed for what I had done. I don't have any excuses. I did what I did. I take full responsibility for myself and my actions. I wouldn't pawn this off on anybody. I'm sorry it happened. And I hurt people.”
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“I was with a famous comedian when a young fan walked up and asked for an autograph. The comedian blew him off. I'll never forget the look on the young boy's face. He was devastated.”
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“I've been in Vegas. That's where you get into the money thing. Boy, you get greedy in Vegas, you know. That's the only place that you can bet $25, get it up to $500 and refuse to quit.”
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