Marcus Valerius Martial Quotes, Quotations, and Sayings

71 Famous Quotes by Marcus Valerius Martial
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“You pursue, I fly; you fly, I pursue; such is my humor. What you wish, Dondymus, I do not wish, what you do not wish, I do.”
Wishes Quotes
Source: Epigrams (bk. V, ep. 83)
“I seem to you cruel and too much addicted to gluttony, when I beat my cook for sending up a bad dinner. If that appears to you too trifling a cause, say for what cause you would have a cook flogged.”
Cookery Quotes
Source: Epigrams (bk. VIII, ep. 23)
“A cook should double one sense have: for he Should taster for himself and master be.”
Cookery Quotes
Source: Epigrams (bk. XIV, ep. 220)
“If your slave commits a fault, do not smash his teeth with your fists; give him some of the (hard) biscuit which famous Rhodes has sent you.”
Cookery Quotes
Source: Epigrams (bk. XIV, ep.68)
“The swifter hand doth the swift words outrun: Before the tongue hath spoke the hand hath done.”
Pen Quotes
Source: Epigrams (bk. XIV, ep. 208), (translation by Wright), on a shorthand writer
“You crystal break, for fear of breaking it: Careless and careful hands like faults commit.”
Faults Quotes
Source: Epigrams (bk. XIV, ep. 111), (translation by Wright)
“You complain, Velox, that the epigrams which I write are long. You yourself write nothing; your attempts are shorter.”
Epigrams Quotes
Source: Epigrams (bk. I, ep. 110)
“Report says that you, Fidentinus, recite my compositions in public as if they were your own. If you allow them to be called mine, I will send you my verses gratis; if you wish them to be called yours, pray buy them, that they may be mine no longer.”
Epigrams Quotes
Source: Epigrams (bk. I, ep. 29)
“The book which you are reading aloud is mine, Fidentinus; but, while you read it so badly, it begins to be yours.”
Epigrams Quotes
Source: Epigrams (bk. I, ep. 38)
“You are pretty,--we know it; and young,--it is true; and rich,-- who can deny it? But when you praise yourself extravagantly, Fabulla, you appear neither rich, nor pretty, nor young.”
Epigrams Quotes
Source: Epigrams (bk. I, ep. 64)
“"You are too free spoken," is your constant remark to me, Choerilus. He who speaks against you, Choerilus, is indeed a free speaker.”
Epigrams Quotes
Source: Epigrams (bk. I, ep. 67)
“What's this that myrrh doth still smell in thy kiss, And that with thee no other odour is? 'Tis doubt, my Postumus, he that doth smell So sweetly always, smells not very well.”
Epigrams Quotes
Source: Epigrams (bk. II, ep. 12)
“Since your legs, Phoebus, resemble the horns of the moon, you might bathe your feet in a cornucopia.”
Epigrams Quotes
Source: Epigrams (bk. II, ep. 35)
“In whatever place you meet me, Postumus, you cry out immediately, and your very first words are, "How do you do?" You say this, even if you meet me ten times in one single hour: you, Postumus, have nothing, I suppose, to do.”
Epigrams Quotes
Source: Epigrams (bk. II, ep. 67)
“If you wish, Faustinus, a bath of boiling water to be reduced in temperature,--a bath, such as scarcely Julianus could enter,--ask the rhetorician Sabinaeus to bathe himself in it. He would freeze the warm baths of Nero.”
Epigrams Quotes
Source: Epigrams (bk. III, ep. 25)
“I could do without your face, and your neck, and your hands, and your limbs, and your bosom, and other of your charms. Indeed, not to fatigue myself with enumerating each of them, I could do without you, Chloe, altogether.”
Epigrams Quotes
Source: Epigrams (bk. III, ep. 53)
“Lycoris has buried all the female friends she had, Fabianus: would she were the friend of my wife!”
Epigrams Quotes
Source: Epigrams (bk. IV, ep. 24)
“You were constantly, Matho, a guest at my villa at Tivoli. Now you buy it--I have deceived you; I have merely sold you what was already your own.”
Epigrams Quotes
Source: Epigrams (bk. IV, ep. 79)
“Do you wonder for what reason, Theodorus, notwithstanding your frequent requests and importunities, I have never presented you with my works? I have an excellent reason; it is lest you should present me with yours.”
Epigrams Quotes
Source: Epigrams (bk. V., ep. 73)
“You put fine dishes on your table, Olus, but you always put them on covered. This is ridiculous; in the same way I could put fine dished on my table.”
Epigrams Quotes
Source: Epigrams (bk. X, ep. 54)
“And have you been able, Flaccus, to see the slender Thais? Then, Flaccus, I suspect you can see what is invisible.”
Epigrams Quotes
Source: Epigrams (bk. XI, ep. 101)
“You ask for lively epigrams, and propose lifeless subjects. What can I do, Caecilianus? You expect Hyblaen or Hymethian honey to be produced, and yet offer the Attic bee nothing but Corsican thyme?”
Epigrams Quotes
Source: Epigrams (bk. XI, ep. 42)
“When to secure your bald pate from the weather, You lately wore a cape of black neats' leather; He was a very wag, who to you said, "Why do you wear your slippers on your head?"”
Epigrams Quotes
Source: Epigrams (bk. XII, ep. 45), (trans. by Hay)
“See how the mountain goat hangs from the summit of the cliff; you would expect it to fall; it is merely showing its contempt for the dogs.”
Epigrams Quotes
Source: Epigrams (bk. XIII, ep. 99)
“Never think of leaving perfumes or wine to your heir. Administer these yourself, and let him have your money.”
Epigrams Quotes
Source: Epigrams (bk. XIII, sp. 126)