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326 Famous Quotes by Mark Twain
11/30/1835 - 4/21/1910
Also Known As:  
Samuel Clemens     Samuel Langhorne Clemens     Twain Mark
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About Mark Twain

We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it - and stop there; lest we be like the cat that sits down on a hot stove lid. She will never sit on a hot stove lid again - and that is well; but also she will never sit down on a cold one anymore. -Mark Twain.

Advice / experience / wisdom Quotes, by Mark Twain

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When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.

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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great ones make you feel that you, too, can become great.

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If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

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The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.

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The first half of life consists of the capacity to enjoy without the chance; the last half consists of the chance without the capacity. -Mark Twain.

Age Quotes, by Mark Twain

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History teaches us that whenever a weak and ignorant people possess a thing which a strong and enlightened people want, it must be yielded up peaceably.

History Quotes, by Mark Twain

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By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity--another man's I mean.

Adversity Quotes, by Mark Twain

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When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.

Anger Quotes, by Mark Twain

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The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who can't read them.

Books Quotes, by Mark Twain

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My books are water; those of the great geniuses are wine--everybody drinks water.

Books Quotes, by Mark Twain

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A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.

Books and reading Quotes, by Mark Twain

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The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.

Cheerfulness Quotes, by Mark Twain

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Civilization is a limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.

Civilization Quotes, by Mark Twain

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If you can't get a compliment any other way, pay yourself one.

Compliment Quotes, by Mark Twain

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I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.

Compliment Quotes, by Mark Twain

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There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact.

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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.

Conformity Quotes, by Mark Twain

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We are discreet sheep; we wait to see how the drove is going, and then go with the drove.

Conformity Quotes, by Mark Twain

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A good memory and a tongue tied in the middle is a combination which gives immortality to conversation.

Conversation Quotes, by Mark Twain

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My kind of loyalty was loyalty to one's country, not to its institutions or its officeholders. The country is the real thing, the substantial thing, the eternal thing; it is the thing to watch over, and care for, and be loyal to institutions are extraneous, they are its mere clothing, and clothing can wear out, become ragged, cease to be comfortable, cease to protect the body from winter, disease, and death.

Country Quotes, by Mark Twain

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It is curious-curious that physical courage should be so common in the world, and moral courage so rare. -Mark Twain.

Courage Quotes, by Mark Twain

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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear--not absence of fear.

Courage Quotes, by Mark Twain

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There are several good protections against temptation, but the surest is cowardice.

Cowardice Quotes, by Mark Twain

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Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.

Creativity Quotes, by Mark Twain

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