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326 Famous Quotes by Mark Twain
11/30/1835 - 4/21/1910
Also Known As:  
Samuel Clemens     Samuel Langhorne Clemens     Twain Mark
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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

Books Quotes, by Mark Twain

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I'm glad I did it, partly because it was worth it, but mostly because I shall never have to do it again

Joy Quotes, by Mark Twain

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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Needs Quotes, by Mark Twain

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Write without pay until somebody offers to pay

Writing Quotes, by Mark Twain

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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear

Absence Quotes, by Mark Twain

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Accident is the name of the greatest of all inventors.

Accidents Quotes, by Mark Twain

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Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.

Advertising Quotes, by Mark Twain

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Keep away from those who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you believe that you too can become great.

Ambition Quotes, by Mark Twain

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We [Americans] are the lavishest and showiest and most luxury-loving people on the earth; and at our masthead we fly one true and honest symbol, the gaudiest flag the world has ever seen.

America and americans Quotes, by Mark Twain

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It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress.

America and americans Quotes, by Mark Twain

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A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.

Approval Quotes, by Mark Twain

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A man cannot be uncomfortable without his own approval

Approval Quotes, by Mark Twain

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The offspring of riches: Pride, vanity, ostentation, arrogance, tyranny

Arrogance Quotes, by Mark Twain

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We do no benevolences whose first benefit is not for ourselves

Benevolence Quotes, by Mark Twain

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In Boston they ask, how much does he know? In New York, how much is he worth? In Philadelphia, who were his parents?

Boston Quotes, by Mark Twain

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Man will do many things to get himself loved; he will do all things to get himself envied

Caring Quotes, by Mark Twain

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The cat, having sat upon a hot stove lid, will not sit upon a hot stove lid again. But he won't sit upon a cold stove lid, either.

Cats Quotes, by Mark Twain

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The trouble with you Chicago people is that you think you are the best people down here, whereas you are merely the most numerous.

Chicago Quotes, by Mark Twain

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Circumstance - which moves by laws of its own, regardless of parties and policies, and whose decrees are final and must be obeyed by all - and will be

Circumstances Quotes, by Mark Twain

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Citizenship is what makes a republic; monarchies can get along without it

Citizenship Quotes, by Mark Twain

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I think a compliment ought always to precede a complaint, where one is possible, because it softens resentment and insures for the complaint a courteous and gentle reception

Compliments Quotes, by Mark Twain

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The man that sets out to carry a cat by it's tail learns something that will always be useful and which will never grow dim or doubtful.

Consequences Quotes, by Mark Twain

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Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.

Country Quotes, by Mark Twain

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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear

Courage Quotes, by Mark Twain

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If you have no will to change it, you have no right to criticize it

Criticism Quotes, by Mark Twain

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