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326 Famous Quotes by Mark Twain
11/30/1835 - 4/21/1910
Also Known As:  
Samuel Clemens     Samuel Langhorne Clemens     Twain Mark
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About Mark Twain

It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.

Speech Quotes, by Mark Twain

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I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

Death Quotes, by Mark Twain

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Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.

Deceit Quotes, by Mark Twain

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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.

Deceit Quotes, by Mark Twain

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You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

Eyes Quotes, by Mark Twain

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Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul.

Loyalty Quotes, by Mark Twain

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Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.

Manners Quotes, by Mark Twain

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A man can seldom -- very, very, seldom -- fight a winning fight against his training; the odds are too heavy.

Winning Quotes, by Mark Twain

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Be careless in your dress if you must, but keep a tidy soul.

Dress Quotes, by Mark Twain

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Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.

Life Quotes, by Mark Twain

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Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

Life Quotes, by Mark Twain

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Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.

Life Quotes, by Mark Twain

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Be good and you will be lonely.

Loneliness Quotes, by Mark Twain

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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.

Personality Quotes, by Mark Twain

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Let me make the superstitions of a nation and I care not who makes its laws or its songs either.

Superstition Quotes, by Mark Twain

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Really great people make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Motivation Quotes, by Mark Twain

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Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.

Advertising Quotes, by Mark Twain

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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Age Quotes, by Mark Twain

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The old Irish when immersing a babe at baptism left out the right arm so that it would remain pagan for good fighting

Babies Quotes, by Mark Twain

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In Boston they ask, how much does he know? In New York, how much is he worth? In Philadelphia, who were his parents?

Boston Quotes, by Mark Twain

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The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten

Diplomacy Quotes, by Mark Twain

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Do your duty today and repent tomorrow

Duty Quotes, by Mark Twain

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While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats.

Evolution Quotes, by Mark Twain

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History doesn't repeat itself - at best it sometimes rhymes

History Quotes, by Mark Twain

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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Ignorance Quotes, by Mark Twain

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