| 326 Famous Quotes by Mark Twain
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“Do your duty today and repent tomorrow”
Duty Quotes |
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“I've never let my school interfere with my education.”
Education Quotes |
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“It takes your enemy and your friend, working together to hurt you to the heart; the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you”
Enemies Quotes |
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“It is curious - curious that physical courage should be so common in the world, and moral courage so rare”
Ethics Quotes |
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“Etiquette requires us to admire the human race”
Etiquette Quotes |
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“Etiquette tip: More people will get out of your way if you say "I'm gonna puke!" than if you say "Excuse me".”
Etiquette Quotes |
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“While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats.”
Evolution Quotes |
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“Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.”
Example Quotes |
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“Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.”
Example Quotes |
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“I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.”
Exercise Quotes |
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“Familiarity breeds contempt. How accurate that is. The reason we hold truth in such respect is because we have so little opportunity to get familiar with it.”
Familiarity Quotes |
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“Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't.”
Fiction Quotes |
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“Sacred cows make the best hamburger”
Food Quotes |
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“God, grant me the Senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference”
Fortune Quotes |
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“Frankness is a jewel; only the young can afford it”
Frankness Quotes |
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“Love is when two people know everything about eachother and are still friends.”
Friendship Quotes |
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“I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”
Funerals Quotes |
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“Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself”
Funny Quotes |
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“Be good and you will be lonesome”
Goodness Quotes |
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“He gossips habitually; he lacks the common wisdom to keep still that deadly enemy of man, his own tongue”
Gossip Quotes |
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“Only a government that is rich and safe can afford to be a democracy, for democracy is the most expensive and nefarious kind of government ever heard of on earth.”
Government Quotes |
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“Be good and you will be lonely”
Greatness Quotes |
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“The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.”
Health Quotes |
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“Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.”
Heaven Quotes |
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“Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.”
Hell Quotes |
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Mark Twain Quotes, Quotations, and Sayings
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