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22 Famous Quotes by Ogden Nash
8/19/1902 - 3/19/1971
Also Known As:  
Frederic Ogden Nash     Nash, Ogden
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Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs.

Profession Quotes, by Ogden Nash

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Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.

Life Quotes, by Ogden Nash

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A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.

Family Quotes, by Ogden Nash

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Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you

Ageing Quotes, by Ogden Nash

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Nobody agrees with anybody else anyhow, but adults conceal it and infants show it

Agreement Quotes, by Ogden Nash

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The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.

Bed Quotes, by Ogden Nash

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Daybreak is one of the greatest disadvantages of living under the solar system: It means having to get up almost the very minute you go to bed, And bathe and shave and scrub industriously at your molar system And catch a train and go to the office an

Dawn Quotes, by Ogden Nash

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Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you set about retiring them

Debt Quotes, by Ogden Nash

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Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you

Priorities Quotes, by Ogden Nash

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One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence

Remorse Quotes, by Ogden Nash

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I think that I shall never see A billboard lovely as a tree. Indeed, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all.

Advertising Quotes, by Ogden Nash

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Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open.

Alliance Quotes, by Ogden Nash

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Indoors or out, no one relaxes in March, that month of wind and taxes, the wind will presently disappear, the taxes last us all the year.

Seasons Quotes, by Ogden Nash

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Never befriend the oppressed unless you are prepared to take on the oppressor.

Politics / government Quotes, by Ogden Nash

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They take the paper and they read the headlines, So they've heard of unemployment and they've heard of breadlines, And they philanthropically cure them all By getting up a costume charity ball.

Charity Quotes, by Ogden Nash

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Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you set about retiring them.

Debt Quotes, by Ogden Nash

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People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

Finance and economics Quotes, by Ogden Nash

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You can take it as understood That your luck changes only if it's good.

Luck Quotes, by Ogden Nash

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A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

Men and women Quotes, by Ogden Nash

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Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out.

Men and women Quotes, by Ogden Nash

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Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, And that's what parents were created for.

Parents Quotes, by Ogden Nash

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Poets arent very usefulBecause they aren't consumeful or produceful..

Poetry Quotes, by Ogden Nash

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