| 22 Famous Quotes by Ogden Nash
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“Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you”
Ageing Quotes |
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“Nobody agrees with anybody else anyhow, but adults conceal it and infants show it”
Agreement Quotes |
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“The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.”
Bed Quotes |
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“Daybreak is one of the greatest disadvantages of living under the solar system: It means having to get up almost the very minute you go to bed, And bathe and shave and scrub industriously at your molar system And catch a train and go to the office an”
Dawn Quotes |
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“Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you set about retiring them”
Debt Quotes |
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“Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you”
Priorities Quotes |
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“One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence”
Remorse Quotes |
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“I think that I shall never see A billboard lovely as a tree. Indeed, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all.”
Advertising Quotes |
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“Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open.”
Alliance Quotes |
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“Indoors or out, no one relaxes in March, that month of wind and taxes, the wind will presently disappear, the taxes last us all the year.”
Seasons Quotes |
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“Never befriend the oppressed unless you are prepared to take on the oppressor.”
Politics / government Quotes |
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“They take the paper and they read the headlines, So they've heard of unemployment and they've heard of breadlines, And they philanthropically cure them all By getting up a costume charity ball.”
Charity Quotes |
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“Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you set about retiring them.”
Debt Quotes |
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“A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.”
Family Quotes |
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“People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.”
Finance and economics Quotes |
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“Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.”
Life Quotes |
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“You can take it as understood That your luck changes only if it's good.”
Luck Quotes |
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“A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.”
Men and women Quotes |
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“Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out.”
Men and women Quotes |
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“Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, And that's what parents were created for.”
Parents Quotes |
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“Poets arent very usefulBecause they aren't consumeful or produceful..”
Poetry Quotes |
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“Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs.”
Profession Quotes |
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Ogden Nash Quotes, Quotations, and Sayings
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