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12 Famous Quotes by Phyllis Diller
7/17/1917 - 8/20/2012
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Phyllis Ada Driver     Phyliss Diller     Phyllis Driver
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A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once

Bachelors Quotes, by Phyllis Diller

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My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual

Frustration Quotes, by Phyllis Diller

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We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.

Children Quotes, by Phyllis Diller

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My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor

Cooking Quotes, by Phyllis Diller

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I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.

Mothers Quotes, by Phyllis Diller

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The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.

Golf Quotes, by Phyllis Diller

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A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

Smile Quotes, by Phyllis Diller

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If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.

Baseball Quotes, by Phyllis Diller

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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Anger Quotes, by Phyllis Diller

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I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.

Housework Quotes, by Phyllis Diller

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If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door greet him with, "Who could have done this? we have no enemies.".

Housework Quotes, by Phyllis Diller

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I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing. There's no use doing it now, it doesn't fit anybody I know.

Housework Quotes, by Phyllis Diller

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