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7 Quotes for 'Phyllis Diller' in the Database.
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Phyllis Diller Quotes
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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Topic: Anger
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If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.
Topic: Baseball
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The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.
Topic: Golf
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I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.
Topic: Housework
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If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door greet him with, "Who could have done this? we have no enemies.".
Topic: Housework
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I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing. There's no use doing it now, it doesn't fit anybody I know.
Topic: Housework
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A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
Topic: Smile
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