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6 Famous Quotes by Rita Rudner
9/17/1953 - (Present)
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Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?

Sex Quotes, by Rita Rudner

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I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

Dogs Quotes, by Rita Rudner

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I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

Marriage Quotes, by Rita Rudner

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To attract men I wear a perfume called "new car interior.".

Love Quotes, by Rita Rudner

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Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.

Love Quotes, by Rita Rudner

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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Marriage Quotes, by Rita Rudner

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