Rita Rudner Quotes, Quotations, and Sayings

6 Famous Quotes by Rita Rudner
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“Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?”
Sex Quotes
“I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.”
Dogs Quotes
“I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.”
Marriage Quotes
“To attract men I wear a perfume called "new car interior.".”
Love Quotes
“Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.”
Love Quotes
“I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”
Marriage Quotes
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