Robert Orben Quotes, Quotations, and Sayings

14 Famous Quotes by Robert Orben
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“A compliment is verbal sunshine”
Compliments Quotes
“Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price.”
Inflation Quotes
“Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.”
Native americans Quotes
“There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.”
Pollution Quotes
“Never raise your hand to your children ð it leaves your midsection unprotected”
Violence Quotes
“To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.”
Computers Quotes
“Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch”
Temptations Quotes
“Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away.”
Worry Quotes
“I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.”
Children Quotes
“In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh.”
Crisis Quotes
“Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'”
Seasons Quotes
“If you can laugh together, you can work together.”
Teamwork Quotes
“A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.”
Vacation Quotes
“To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.”
Computer / technology / science Quotes