Robin Williams Quotes, Quotations, and Sayings

21 Famous Quotes by Robin Williams
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“If ballet were easy, they'd call it football”
Ballet Quotes
“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
Comedy Quotes
“Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.”
Comedy Quotes
“Cricket is basically baseball on valium.”
Cricket Quotes
“Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.”
Divorce Quotes
“You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.”
Madness Quotes
“God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.”
Men Quotes
“Politics: “Poli” a Latin word meaning “many”; and "tics" meaning “bloodsucking creatures”.”
Politicians Quotes
“Freud: If it’s not one thing, it’s your mother.”
Psychoanalysis Quotes
“Freud: If it’s not one thing, it’s your mother.”
Psychology Quotes
“Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.”
Reality Quotes
“Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!"”
Seasons Quotes
“You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.”
Uniqueness Quotes
“God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.”
Comedians Quotes
“Neil: The meek may inherit the earth, but they don't get in to Harvard.”
Movies Quotes
“Mr. Keating: Carpe Diem! Sieze the day!”
Movies Quotes
“Mr. Keating: Seize the day! Make your lives extraordinary.”
Movies Quotes
“Carpe per diem - seize the check.”
Business Quotes
“Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party!'”
Seasons Quotes
“Cocaine is God's way of telling you you're making too much money.”
Advice / experience / wisdom Quotes
“You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it. -Robin Williams.”
Selfawareness Quotes