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12 Famous Quotes by Rodney Dangerfield
11/22/1921 - 10/5/2004
Also Known As:  
Jacob Cohen     Dangerfield, Rodney     Jack Roy
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About Rodney Dangerfield

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

Wives Quotes, by Rodney Dangerfield

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My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.

Inspirational Quotes, by Rodney Dangerfield

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The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

Relationships Quotes, by Rodney Dangerfield

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I'm so ugly - My father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet

Fathers Quotes, by Rodney Dangerfield

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I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

Relationships Quotes, by Rodney Dangerfield

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My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.

Jealousy Quotes, by Rodney Dangerfield

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I was such an ugly kid - When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up

Children Quotes, by Rodney Dangerfield

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If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so is ugliness

Ugliness Quotes, by Rodney Dangerfield

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My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.

Jealousy Quotes, by Rodney Dangerfield

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My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.

Inspirational Quotes, by Rodney Dangerfield

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I'm at an age where I think more about food than I do about sex. Last week I put a mirror over my dining room table.

Inspirational Quotes, by Rodney Dangerfield

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C is for cookie, it's good enough for me; oh cookie cookie cookie starts with C.

Miscellaneous Quotes, by Rodney Dangerfield

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