Rodney Dangerfield Quotes, Quotations, and Sayings

12 Famous Quotes by Rodney Dangerfield
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“I was such an ugly kid - When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up”
Children Quotes
“I'm so ugly - My father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet”
Fathers Quotes
“I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.”
Relationships Quotes
“If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so is ugliness”
Ugliness Quotes
“I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.”
Wives Quotes
“My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.”
Jealousy Quotes
“My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.”
Inspirational Quotes
“I'm at an age where I think more about food than I do about sex. Last week I put a mirror over my dining room table.”
Inspirational Quotes
“My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.”
Inspirational Quotes
“My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.”
Jealousy Quotes
“The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.”
Relationships Quotes
“C is for cookie, it's good enough for me; oh cookie cookie cookie starts with C.”
Miscellaneous Quotes
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