| 12 Famous Quotes by Rodney Dangerfield
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“I was such an ugly kid - When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up”
Children Quotes |
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“I'm so ugly - My father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet”
Fathers Quotes |
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“I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.”
Relationships Quotes |
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“If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so is ugliness”
Ugliness Quotes |
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“I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.”
Wives Quotes |
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“My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.”
Jealousy Quotes |
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“My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee.
Unfortunately, she was just coming home.”
Inspirational Quotes |
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“I'm at an age where I think more about food than I do about sex. Last
week I put a mirror over my dining room table.”
Inspirational Quotes |
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“My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.”
Inspirational Quotes |
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“My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.”
Jealousy Quotes |
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“The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.”
Relationships Quotes |
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“C is for cookie, it's good enough for me; oh cookie cookie cookie starts with C.”
Miscellaneous Quotes |
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Rodney Dangerfield Quotes, Quotations, and Sayings
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