Live by publicity, you'll probably die by publicity.

Publicity Quotes, by Russell Baker

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The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist.

Tourists Quotes, by Russell Baker

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The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him.

Defeat Quotes, by Russell Baker

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Happiness is a small and unworthy goal for something as big and fancy as a whole lifetime, and should be taken in small doses.

Unworthy Quotes, by Russell Baker

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Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.

Computer / technology / science Quotes, by Russell Baker

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An educated person is one who has learned that information almost always turns out to be at best incomplete and very often false, misleading, fictitious, mendacious - just dead wrong.

Education Quotes, by Russell Baker

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Ah, summer, what power you have to make us suffer and like it.

Nature Quotes, by Russell Baker

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