The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

Grandparents Quotes, by Sam Levenson

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You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.

Inspirational Quotes, by Sam Levenson

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Our toaster works on either AC or DC, but not on bread. It has two settings: too soon or too late.

Cliches and one-liners Quotes, by Sam Levenson

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