Scott Adams Quotes, Quotations, and Sayings

28 Famous Quotes by Scott Adams
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“I don't even bother walking to the couch, because there's nobody going to come in and see me. When I wake up I ask myself if I feel like working, and if I do, I get back in the chair and I work. If I don't, I do something else.”
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“I've heard stories of (salmon) being caught further offshore than they normally would (be) — on tuna jigs.”
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“If you become a nuisance ... they're not going to like you.”
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