Scott Adams Quotes, Quotations, and Sayings

28 Famous Quotes by Scott Adams
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“Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company”
Company Quotes
“Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.”
Creativity Quotes
“Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.”
Engineering Quotes
“If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.”
Hard work Quotes
“We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little of each other everywhere.”
Influence Quotes
“Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.”
Kindness Quotes
“I'm slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can't motivate people to do things, you can only demotivate them. The primary job of the manager is not to empower but to remove obstacles.”
Managers Quotes
“Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company”
Office politics Quotes
“I'm slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can't motivate people to do things, you can only demotivate them. The primary job of the manager is not to empower but to remove obstacles.”
Principles Quotes
“Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.”
Profit Quotes
“The only risk of failure is promotion.”
Promotion Quotes
“What makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there's nothing to compare it with.”
Universe Quotes
“Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.”
Kindness Quotes
“There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.”
Danger Quotes
“There's a fine line between participation and mockery.”
Participation Quotes
“If you have trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.”
Unix Quotes
“Never base your budget requests on realistic assumptions, as this could lead to a decrease in your funding.”
Budgets Quotes
“Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.”
Business Quotes
“Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure.”
Miscellaneous Quotes
“I'm slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can't motivate people to do things, you can only demotivate them. The primary job of the manager is not to empower but to remove obstacles.”
Miscellaneous Quotes
“Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company”
Miscellaneous Quotes
“I get mail; therefore I am.”
Miscellaneous Quotes
“And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious surfing”
Miscellaneous Quotes
“Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.”
Miscellaneous Quotes
“There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.”
Miscellaneous Quotes