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Money can't buy happiness; it can, however, rent it.
Topic: Money
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A fellow can't keep people from having a bad opinion of him, but he can keep them from being right about it.
Topic: Opinions
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A man is getting along on the road to wisdom when he begins to realize that his opinion is just an opinion.
Topic: Opinions
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Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than by the arguments of its opponents.
Topic: Opponents
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How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?
Topic: Opposites
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I doubt anyone will ever see -- anywhere -- a memorial to a pessimist.
Topic: Pessimism
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You know what a camera is? A mirror with memory.
Topic: Photography
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It is easier for a woman to defend her virtue against men than her reputation against women.
Topic: Reputation
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Sometimes, it is good to be "alone".... but that doesn't make us lonely. It is not a matter of being present "with" someone, it is a matter of being present " to" someone.
Topic: Romance
Source: None
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To love is like playing the piano. First, you must learn to play by the rules. Then, you must forget the rules and play from your heart.
Topic: Romance
Source: None
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We gather strength from sadness and from pain Each time we die we learn to live again.
Topic: Sadness
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The reward for a job well done is more work.
Topic: Slackers
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A smile is a light in the window of the soul indicating that the heart is at home.
Topic: Smile
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A winning smile makes winners of us all.
Topic: Smile
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It takes 26 muscles to smile, and 62 muscles to frown.
Topic: Smile
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Smile; it the second best thing one can do with one's lips.
Topic: Smile
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Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with
Topic: The sexes
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Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then they turn full-bodied with age until they go sour and vinegary and give you a headache.
Topic: The sexes
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If Unix is so damned useful, why is "no" in /usr/dict/words, but "yes" isn't?
Topic: Unix
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Yes and No are very short words to say, but we should think for some length of time before saying them.
Topic: Vocabulary
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Some people lose their health getting wealth and then lose their wealth gaining health.
Topic: Wealth
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Just try explaining the value of statistical summaries to the widow of the man who drowned crossing a stream with an average depth of four feet.
Topic: Widows
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Ninety percent of the things we tend to worry about we have no control over, so why worry about them?
Topic: Worry
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The good Lord gave me a brain that works so fast that in one moment I can worry as much as it would take others a whole year to achieve.
Topic: Worry
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Old unix hackers don't die, they just turn into zombie processes
Topic: Zombies
Source: None
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The Galloping Gourmet isn't a zombie, just really really English.
Topic: Zombies
Source: None
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