Stephen Colbert Quotes, Quotations, and Sayings

2 Famous Quotes by Stephen Colbert
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“When the president decides something on Monday, he still believes it on Wednesday - no matter what happened Tuesday.”
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“Fake news executives are nicer than real news executives, though real news executives are funnier than fake news executives. They don’t know they’re being funny.”
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