Stephen Leacock Quotes, Quotations, and Sayings

10 Famous Quotes by Stephen Leacock
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“Electricity is of two kinds, positive and negative. The difference is, I presume, that one comes a little more expensive, but is more durable; the other is a cheaper thing, but the moths get into it.”
Electricity Quotes
“the attempt to make the consumption of beer criminal is as silly and as futile as if you passed a law to send a man to jail for eating cucumber salad”
Prohibition Quotes
“Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it.”
Advertising Quotes
“A half truth, like half a brick, is always more forcible as an argument than a whole one. It carries better.”
Argument Quotes
“If I were founding a university I would begin with a smoking room; next a dormitory; and then a decent reading room and a library. After that, if I still had more money that I couldn't use, I would hire a professor and get some text books.”
University Quotes
“It may be those who do most, dream most.”
Inspirational Quotes
“I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work, the more I have of it.”
Inspirational Quotes
“The classics are only primitive literature. They belong to the same class as primitive machinery and primitive music and primitive medicine.”
Literature Quotes
“Many a man in love with a dimple makes a mistake of marrying the whole girl.”
Love Quotes
“Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.”
Men and women Quotes
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