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14 Famous Quotes by Stephen Wright
2/8/1980 - (Present)
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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

Cats Quotes, by Stephen Wright

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There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

Fishing Quotes, by Stephen Wright

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I put a new engine in my car, but forgot to take the old one out. Now my car goes 500 miles per hour. The harmonica sounds amazing.

Automobiles Quotes, by Stephen Wright

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My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.

Babies Quotes, by Stephen Wright

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I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.

Driving Quotes, by Stephen Wright

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I have a microwave fireplace in my house. The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes.

Houses Quotes, by Stephen Wright

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I invented the cordless extension cord.

Inventions Quotes, by Stephen Wright

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The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree.

Jokes Quotes, by Stephen Wright

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I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums.

Museums Quotes, by Stephen Wright

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I've been doing a lot of abstract painting lately, extremely abstract. No brush, no paint, no canvas, I just think about it.

Painting Quotes, by Stephen Wright

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When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'

Sleep Quotes, by Stephen Wright

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Curiosity killed the cat, but for awhile I was a suspect.

Cats Quotes, by Stephen Wright

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I played a blank tape on full volume. The mime who lived next door complained. So I shot him with a gun with a silencer.

Mimes Quotes, by Stephen Wright

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Curiosity killed the cat, but for awhile I was a suspect.

Society Quotes, by Stephen Wright

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