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14 Famous Quotes by Steve Allen
12/26/1921 - 10/30/2000
Also Known As:  
Stephen Valentine Patrick William Allen     Steven Allen     Stephen Valentine Patrick William "Steve" Allen
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Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar.

Dogs Quotes, by Steve Allen

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I used to be a heavy gambler. But now I just make mental bets. That's how I lost my mind.

Gambling Quotes, by Steve Allen

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...we are entitled to make almost any reasonable assumption, but should resist making conclusions until evidence requires that we do so.

Psychological subjects Quotes, by Steve Allen

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Impartial observers from other planets would consider ours an utterly bizarre enclave if it were populated by birds, defined as flying animals, that nevertheless rarely or never actually flew. They would also be perplexed if they encountered in our seas, lakes, rivers, and ponds, creatures defined as swimmers that never did any swimming. But they would be even more surprised to encounter a species defined as a thinking animal if, in fact, the creature very rarely indulged in actual thinking.

Psychological subjects Quotes, by Steve Allen

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Based on the facts we have, police reports here give us cause for concern that there's other victims out there, so we put him on the sex registry.

Miscellaneous Quotes, by Steve Allen

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They wanted to do some inexpensive shopping at Wal-Mart.

Miscellaneous Quotes, by Steve Allen

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The hair is real; it's the head that's fake

Miscellaneous Quotes, by Steve Allen

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If you could make a car engine that was as efficient as one of these black hole engines you could get about a billion miles per gallon of gas. In anyone's book that would be pretty green.

Miscellaneous Quotes, by Steve Allen

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Ours is a government of checks and balances. The Mafia and crooked businessmen make out checks, and the politicians and other compromised officials improve their bank balances.

Miscellaneous Quotes, by Steve Allen

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What we want is a healthy canopy. If we go in there and say, 'Just plant a bunch of trees,' they'll just plant them in a random fashion. That may result in a tree not surviving more than a decade.

Miscellaneous Quotes, by Steve Allen

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Other than chauffeuring, (our duties are) helping them find places to eat and helping them find necessities, ... And we try to find some things for them that are entertaining and reflective of America, like the sites around Seattle.

Miscellaneous Quotes, by Steve Allen

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Other than chauffeuring, (our duties are) helping them find places to eat and helping them find necessities. And we try to find some things for them that are entertaining and reflective of America, like the sites around Seattle.

Miscellaneous Quotes, by Steve Allen

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It's the most complete team they've had since they had Xavier Lee and Kenny Scott.

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The problem is that once the untrained mind has made a formal commitment to a religious philosophy - and it does not matter whether that philosophy is generally reasonable and high-minded or utterly bizarre and irrational - the powers of reason are s

Miscellaneous Quotes, by Steve Allen

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