Steve Martin Quotes, Quotations, and Sayings

7 Famous Quotes by Steve Martin
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“Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.”
Sex Quotes
“Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.”
Chaos Quotes
“First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.”
Disease Quotes
“Love is a promise delivered already broken.”
Promise Quotes
“Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.”
Chaos Quotes
“Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.”
Order Quotes
“Well, excuuuuuse me!!!!.”
Negativity Quotes
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