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12 Famous Quotes by Steven Wright
12/6/1955 - (Present)
Also Known As:  
Wright, Steven     Steven Alexander Wright
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Black holes are where God divided by zero.

Comedians Quotes, by Steven Wright

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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

Cats Quotes, by Steven Wright

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Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.

~curiosity Quotes, by Steven Wright

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Consciousness: That annoying time between naps

Naps Quotes, by Steven Wright

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I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches.

Xerox Quotes, by Steven Wright

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I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine.

Xerox Quotes, by Steven Wright

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Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.

Curiosity Quotes, by Steven Wright

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Winny and I lived in a house that ran on static electricity... If you wanted to run the blender, you had to rub balloons on your head. If you wanted to cook, you had to pull off a sweater real quick.

Balloons Quotes, by Steven Wright

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I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes.

Waiting Quotes, by Steven Wright

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Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.

Walking Quotes, by Steven Wright

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If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

Words Quotes, by Steven Wright

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Two babies were born on the same day at the same hospital. They lay there and looked at each other. Their familiescame and took them away. Eighty years later, by a bizarre coincidence, they lay in the same hospital, on their deathbeds, next to each other. One of them looked at the other and said, So. What did you think?.

Death / immortality Quotes, by Steven Wright

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