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10 Famous Quotes by Tim Allen
6/13/1953 - (Present)
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Timothy Allen Dick     Timothy Dick     The Tool Man
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About Tim Allen

no class at Wilson has more than 22 students at this time.

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The first-quarter numbers were as advertised. The longer-term story for Microsoft hasn't changed. Estimates beyond the second quarter haven't changed.

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There are flaws in the way politics is reported in this country today and we should do something about it, ... Radio and television coverage of politics doesn't see its role as a mission to explain, but to destroy, in a pernicious culture in which journalists pit themselves against politicians.

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We have a great team here. And we've received tremendous support from parents. We're really trying to bring this whole thing together to have a successful transition.

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While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously.

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Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.

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As far as trucking in snow, we don't have the money.

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Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work or prison.

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My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance

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Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded.

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