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One reason why computers can do more work than people is that they never have to stop and answer the phone.
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One thing you can give and still keep, is your word.
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One time a windshield wiper will work properly is when it is holding a parking ticket.
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One who looks for a friend without faults will have none.
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One Youngster was explaining to another what "mixed emotions" meant. "It's like watching the school burn down when your new catcher's mitt is in your desk," he said.
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Only in America do people order double cheese burgers, a large fries, and a diet coke.
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Only in America do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave
useless things and junk in boxes in the garage.
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On the first day of school, the Kindergarten teacher said, If anyone has to go to the bathroom, hold up two fingers. A little voice from the back of the room asked: "How will that help?".
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On the other hand, you have different fingers.
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Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
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Optometrist's office: If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.
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Others may argue your beliefs, but they can't refuse your love.
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Our arms are the only ones God has to hug His children.
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Our backgrounds and circumstances may have influenced who we are, but we are responsible for who we become.
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Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than look back.
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Our five senses are incomplete without the sixth - a sense of humor.
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Our minister announced that admission to a church social event would be six dollars per person. "However, if you're over 65," he said, "the price will be only $5.50."From the back of the congregation, a woman's voice rang out, "Do you really think I'd give you that information for only 50 cents?".
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Outer agitation reveals inner instability.
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Overheard during a particular long sermon, "If we give him the money now,
Mommy, will he let us go?".
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Quality is presence of value and not absence of mistake.
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Quotations are sometimes valuable pearls, but original thoughts can be priceless treasure.
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Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research.
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Reading the Bible without meditating on it is like trying to eat without swallowing.
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Real generosity is doing something nice for someone who will never find out.
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Rebellion is the mother of wrong actions.
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Recipe; a series of step-by-step instructions for preparing ingredients you forgot to buy, in utensils you don't own, to make a dish the dog won't eat.
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Refusing to have an opinion is a way of having one.
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Relationships can be boring - not people!
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Remember, don't put it off...
Go ahead and do it...
If you get to it...
And don't do it...
You may never get to it..
To do it...
Again.
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Remember that failure is an event - not a person.
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Remember the golden rule: he who has the gold makes the rules.
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Remember, worth and value are not wrapped up in what you do.You are not
a human doing.You are a human being.
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Remember, your relatives had no choice in the matter either.
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Repentance is never something to be ashamed of.
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Repentance is sorrow for the deed..not for getting caught.
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Reputation is made in a moment: character is built in a lifetime.
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Respect cannot be learned, purchased or acquired- it can only be earned.
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Respect is mutual, if you don't respect others viewpoints, chances are they won't acknowledge yours.
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Revenge has no more quenching effect on emotions, than salt water has on thirst.
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Rich earn; smart learn.
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Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Most poems rhyme
This one doesn't.
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Rules without relationship equals rebellion.
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Save time ... see it my way.
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Say what you mean, mean what you say, but don't say it mean.
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Second place is the first loser.
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Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
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Seen on the back of a biker's vest:If you can read this, my wife fell off.
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Serve Locally - Pray Globally.
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Seven days without prayer makes one weak.
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