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Shared suffering brings people together faster than anything else does.
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Share your smile with everyone, but save your kiss for only one.
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She is an expert housekeeper: every time she gets divorced, she keeps the house.
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Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip.
They had gone to bed and were lying there looking up at the sky. Holmes
said, "Watson, look up. What do you see?
"Well, I see thousands of stars."
And what does that mean to you?"
"Well, I guess it means we will have another nice day tomorrow. What does it
mean to you, Holmes?"
"To me, it means someone has stolen our tent.".
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Show a little bit of your anger everyday instead of showing a lot of it on one day.
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Show me a man with both feet on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't put on his pants.
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Sign at a crematorium: Urn more. Pay less.
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Sign at animal shelter, Children left unattended will be given a puppy or a kitten.
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Sign at the Pavlov Institute: Knock: Please don't ring bell.
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Sign on a church bulletin board: Planning to go to Heaven? Get your flight training here.
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Sign on a church bulletin board: You aren't too bad to come in, You aren't good enough to stay out.
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Silence is golden, and example is the best teacher, so is a silent example a golden teacher, ..... or is a silent teacher a golden example?
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Silence is golden but shouting is fun.
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Silence is the only thing that can't be misquoted!
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Silence is wise if we are foolish, but foolish if we are wise.
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Silver's law: If Murphy's law can go wrong it will.
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Since I have smashed my denominational glasses, I have a better vision of who Christ is.
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Sing like you know the words; dance like no one's watching; and love like it's never going to hurt.
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Skier; one who pays an arm and a leg for the opportunity to break them.
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Smile! It increases your face value.
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Smile.... it makes others wonder what you're thinking.
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So many people will walk in and out of your life, but those who leave foot prints are true friends.
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Somebody once figured out that we have 35 million laws trying to enforce 10 commandments.
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Some goals are so worthy, it's glorious even to fail.
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Some have the wisdom of old age and the energy of youth. Most have the wisdom of youth, and the energy of old age.
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Some minds are like concrete... all mixed up and permanently set.
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Some of us think holding on makes us strong; but sometimes it is letting go.
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Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world.
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Some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them.
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Some people are bitter, some sour, others are sweet. Who you hang out with depends on your taste.
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Some people attend church three times in their lives: when they're hatched, when they're matched, and when they're dispatched.
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Some people complain because the roses have thorns. Others give thanks because the thorns have roses.
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Some people drink deeply from the fountain of knowledge, while some others only gargle.
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Some people grumble because roses have thorns. Be thankful instead that thorns have roses.
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Some people hate waking up and getting out of bed. I enjoy it. I do it three
or four times a day.
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Some people just don't take advice, they have to hit their own head off the wall to believe it will hurt!!
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Some people reach the top of the ladder of success only to find it is
leaning against the wrong wall.
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Some people take too much of vitamin "I".
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Some people think holding on makes them strong, sometimes its letting go.
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Some persons don't know the difference between thinking for yourself, and thinking of yourself.
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Some succeed because they are destined to. But most succeed because they are determined to.
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Some things that cost $5 to buy several years ago now costs $10 just to repair.
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Sometimes I know that there is intelligent life on other planets because they haven't tried to contact us.
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Sometimes it costs more to do nothing than to do something.
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Sometimes it's easier to ask forgiveness than permission.
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Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep.
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Sometimes the Lord calms the storm.
Sometimes He lets the storm rage and calms His child.
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Somewhere there's someone who dreams of your smile,And finds it in your presence that life is worth while,So when your lonely.... remember it's true,Somebody somewhere is thinking of you.
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Sorrow looks back, worry looks around, faith looks up.
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Soul-winning and missions is the life blood of the church.
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