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The memory of bad quality lasts longer than the shock of high prices.
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The mind can only stand what the butt can endure.
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The mind is like a parachute, it's no good unless it's open!
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The minister selected a 50-cent item at a convenience store, but then discovered he didn't have any money with him. "I could invite you to hear me preach in return," he said jokingly to the clerk, "but I'm afraid I don't have any fifty-cent sermons.""Perhaps," suggested the clerk, "I could come twice.".
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The Miss Universe pageant is fixed. All the winners are from Earth.
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The more I know the more I know I don't know.
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The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war.
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The most important thing in the application development is the name. An application will not succeed without a good name. I have recently invented a very good name and now I am looking for a
suitable application.
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The next time the devil reminds you of your past, remind him of his future.
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The nice thing about standards is, there are so many to choose from.
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The older I get, the older old is.
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The one who makes it, sells it. The one who buys it, never uses it. The one that uses it, never knows that he's using it. What is it?A coffin.
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The one who says it cannot be done should never interrupt the one who is doing it.
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The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable.
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The only limitations to God are in our mind.
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The only man who is a bigger fool than the one who knows it all is the one who will argue with him.
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The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
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The only stupid question is the question you don't ask.
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The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary.
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The only thing I like about the stones that come in my way is, once I pass across them, they automatically become my milestones!
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The only thing worse than an ignorant man is an ignorant man with a bible.
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The only thing you have to do is breathe; Everything else is just optional.
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The opposite of love is not hate, but apathy.
You cannot hate someone you don't care about.
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The optimist says, "My cup runneth over, what a blessing." The pessimist says, "My cup runneth over, what a mess.".
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The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears it is true.
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The past is history. Tomorrow's a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why
we call it the present.
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The Pastor said, "Today I've prepared a $10 sermon on fire and brimstone that will take me about an hour and half to deliver, and I've prepared a $50 sermon on the evils of sin that will take about 45 minutes to give, and I've got a 10 minute $100 sermon on love and generosity. We'll take the collection at this time to see which one y'all vote for.".
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The person who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones.
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The person who says he trusts no one should include himself.
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The pessimist complains about the direction of the wind, the optimist expects the direction to change, but the leader simply adjusts the sails!
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The people who holler "All power to the people!" want power to be
handed to the people who holler "All power to the people!".
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The preacher was growing concerned about sparse attendance, so he published this item in the church bulletin:
This . . . is . . . the . . . way . . . the . . . church . . . sometimes . . . looks . . . to . . . the . . . preacher . . . when . . . he . . . goes . . . into . . . the . . . pulpit.
Itwouldlooklikethisifeverybodybroughtsomebodyelsetochurch.
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The priest is repairing the church fence. A boy is standing nearby for a long while.
The priest asks him: "Do you want to speak with me, my son?"
"No, I'm just waiting."
"Waiting for what?"
"Wanna know what a priest says when he hits his finger with a hammer.".
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The propeller is just a big fan in the front of the plane to keep the pilot cool. Want proof? Make it stop; then watch the pilot break out into a sweat.
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The purpose of education is to replace an empty mind with an open one.
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The quality of expectations determines the quality of our action.
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The quest for beauty is a quest for love.
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The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.
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The quickest way to receive love is to give love; The fastest way to lose love is too hold it too tightly; In addition, the best way to keep love is to give it wings.
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Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement: bananosecond.
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Time is a great healer, but it's also a lousy beautician.
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Time is like money: you can either spend, waste, or invest!
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Time is relative... The mind makes it slow, the heart makes it fast, our friends make it worth while, and words... make it timeless.
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Time is the best teacher; unfortunately it kills all its students!
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Time is what keeps everything from happening all at once.
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To accomplish something, the first person you have to defeat is yourself.
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To belittle is to be little.
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To be or not to be... I think its a trick question.
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To cool a hot attitude, apply nice. To melt a cold attitude, address warmly.
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Today's beautiful moments are tomorrow's beautiful memories.
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