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What soap is for the body, tears are for the soul.
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What some people mistake for the high cost of living, is really the cost of living high.
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What sunshine is to flowers...smiles are to humanity.
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What the caterpillar calls the end, the butterfly calls the beginning.
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What we see is mainly what we look for.
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What you are is God's gift to you, what you become is your gift to God.
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What you do when you don't have to do it will determine what you are when it's too late to do anything about it!
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When a bishop visited one of his remoter parishes, he was surprised to find
only five people in the congregation. He said to the vicar "Did you tell the
people I was coming?." The vicar replied "No, but Heaven help the person who
did!".
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When a church seeks a pastor, they want the strength of an eagle, the grace of a swan, the gentleness of a dove, the friendliness of a sparrow, and the night hours of an owl. And when they catch that bird, they expect the pastor to live on the food of a canary.
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When a mother saw a thunderstorm forming in mid-afternoon, she worried about her seven-year-old daughter who would be walking the three blocks from school to home. Deciding to meet her, the mother saw her walking nonchalantly along, stopping to smile whenever lightning flashed. Seeing her mother, the little girl ran to her, explaining happily, "All the way home, God's been taking my picture!".
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When asked by his Boss why he only worked 4 days a week the enployee replied because I can't manage on 3 days a week.
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When asking a question of someone your not sure of, only ask if you know half the answer.
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When confronted with a Goliath-sized problem, which way do you respond:
"He's too big to hit" or like David, "He's to big to miss"?
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Whenever an armed forces pilot is involved in an aircraft accident, he is required to make a statement of the cause. One young pilot summed up his mishap thus: "I believe the cause of the accident was administrative. I should never have graduated from flight school.".
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When fear knocks at the door, and you answer, there will be no one there.
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When God allows a burden to be put upon you, He will put His arms underneath you to help you carry it.
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When God closes a door He opens a window.
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When God takes measure of a man.I've often heard it said.He always measures 'round the heart.But never 'round the head.
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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did--in his sleep. Not screaming like the passengers in his car.
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When I'm right no-one remembers, when I'm wrong no-one forgets.
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When my grandson asked me how old I was, I teasingly replied, "I'm not sure." "Look in your underwear, Grandma," he advised. "Mine says I'm four.".
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When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol. He squealed with delight and headed for the nearest sink. I was not so pleased. I turned to Mom and
said, "I'm surprised at you. Don't you remember how we used to drive you crazy with water guns?"
Mom smiled and then replied . . . "I remember.".
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When no one is watching, live as if someone is.
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When placed in God's hands, life is like a chocolate cake: Take something
bitter, something dry, something wet, and a little bit of leaven, mix well,
and let it bake someplace hot. The result is something sweet.
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When satan reminds you of your past, remind him of his future.
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When signing a contract, it helps to remember "the big-type gives, and the small-type takes away".
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When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently.
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When someone says, "do you want my opinion"?- it's always a negative one.
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When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
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When the bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves.
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When the going still gets tough, the tough, pray.
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When the Jones family moved into their new house, a visiting relative asked five-year-old Sammy how he liked the new place.
"It's terrific," he said. "I have my own room, Mike has his own room, and Jamie has her own room. But poor mom is still in with dad.".
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When there's a will, there's a way..when there's a won't, there isn't.
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When there's nothing on TV, most people will watch it anyway.
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When the tide of life turns against you, and the current upsets your boat.
Don't waste time on what might have been, just lie on your back and float.
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When they broke open molecules, they found they were only stuffed with atoms. But when they broke open atoms, they found them stuffed with explosions.
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When things go wrong as they sometimes will,
When the road your trudging seems all uphill,
When the funds are low and the debts are high,
And you want to smile but you have to sigh,
When care is pressing you down a bit
Rest if you must, but don't you quit.
Success is failure turned inside out,
The silver tint on the clouds of doubt,
And you can never tell hoe close you are,
It may be near when it seems afar.
So, stick to the fight when your hardest hit
It's when things go wrong that you mustn't quit.
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When we die we leave behind us all that we have and take with us all that we are.
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When we learn all the answers, they change the questions.
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When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity.
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When you aim for perfection you discover it is a moving target.
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When you are arguing with an idiot, make sure the other person isn't doing the same thing.
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When you are born you are crying and everyone around you is smiling.Live your life so that when you die you are smiling and everyone around you is crying.
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When you can't trace God's hand, trust His heart.
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When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.
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When you forgive it takes you from the place of the victim to that of a victor.
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When you hear a kind word spoken about a friend, tell her so.
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When you put somebody down, you have to be down there to hold him down. You could soar high otherwise.
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When you reach the end of light in your life and you find yourself standing before a dark abyss, faith is knowing that when you take the next step there will be something solid to walk on or you will be taught to fly.
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When your Mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
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