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When your outgo exceeds your income your upkeep will be your downfall.
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Where God guides, He provides.
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Where will you be sitting in eternity--smoking or non-smoking?
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Where you're going is more important than where you stand.
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A gentle word, like summer rain, may soothe some heart and banish pain. What joy or sadness often springs, from just the simple little things!
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A girl phoned me and said...Come on over there's nobody home. I went over... Nobody was home!
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A giving church is a living church.
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A goal properly set is halfway reached.
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A goal without a plan is just a wish.
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A good conscience is a soft pillow.
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A good example is the best sermon.
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A good exercise for the heart is to bend down and help another up.
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A good friend see the first tear, catches the second and stops the third.
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A good marriage is like a casserole: only those involved actually know what goes into it.
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A good school is a community where children learn to live first and foremost as children and not as future adults.
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A good way to change somebody's attitude is to change your own.
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A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have.
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A guilty conscience needs no accuser.
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A happy person is one whose arithmetic is at its best when they is counting their blessings.
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A hard thing about business is minding your own.
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A heavy snowstorm closed the schools in one town. When the children returned to school a few days later, one grade school teacher asked her students whether they had used the time away from school constructively. "I sure did, teacher," one little girl replied. "I just prayed for more snow.".
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A hole is nothing at all, but you can break your neck in it.
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A honest seven-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brown had kissed her after class."How did that happen?, " gasped her mother."It wasn't easy," admitted the young lady, "but three girls helped me catch him.".
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A husband is the medicine that cures all the ills of girlhood.
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A jury consists of twelve people chosen to decide who has the best lawyer.
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A kid's idea of a balanced diet is a hamburger in each hand.
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A king's castle is his home.
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A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
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Alcohol preserves everything but not dignity.
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A leading authority is anyone who has guessed right more than once.
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A life with love will have some thorns, but a life without love will have no roses.
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Alimony: funds which allow a woman who lived unhappily married to live happily unmarried.
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Alimony is having an ex-husband you can bank on.
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A little boy asked his mother why the minister got a month's vacation while his dad only got two weeks. The mother answered, "Well, son, if he's a good minister, he needs it. If he isn't, the congregation needs it.".
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A little boy's prayer. "Dear God, please take care of my daddy and my mommy and my sister and my brother and my doggy and me. Oh, please take care of yourself, God. If anything happens to you, we're gonna be in a big mess.".
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A little boy was saying his bedtime prayers with his mother:"Lord, bless Mommy and Daddy, and God, GIVE ME A NEW BICYCLE!!!"Mom: "God's not deaf, son.Boy: "I know, Mom, but Grandma's in the next room, and she's hard of hearing!
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A little child in church for the first time watched as the ushers passed the offering plates.When they neared the pew where he sat, the youngster piped up so that everyone could hear; "Don't pay for me Daddy, I'm under five.".
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A little girl was sitting on her grandfather's lap as he read her a bedtime story. From time to time, she would take her eyes off the book and reach up to touch his wrinkled cheek. She was alternately stroking her own cheek, then his again. Finally she spoke up, "Grandpa, did God make you?""Yes, sweetheart," he answered, "God made me a long time ago.""Oh," she paused, "Grandpa, did God make me too?""Yes, indeed honey," he said, "God made you just a little while ago."Feeling their respective faces again, she observed, "God's getting
better at it, isn't he?".
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All bicycles weigh 50 pounds, except that a 30 pound bicycle needs a 20 pound lock, a 40 pound bicycle needs a 10 pound lock, and a 50 pound bicycle does not need a lock.
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All fingers are not alike, If you cut bigger ones to make all equal it is communism, If you stretch smaller ones to make all equal it is socialism, If you do nothing to make all equal it is capitalism.
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All I ask for is the opportunity to prove that money doesn't buy happiness.
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All men can fly, but sadly, only in one direction -- down.
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All men make mistakes but married men find out about them sooner.
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All mothers are working mothers.
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All of us are God's creatures... just some are more creature than others.
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All power corrupts, but we need the electricity.
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All sunshine makes a desert.
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All the flowers of all the tomorrows are in the seeds of today and yesterday.
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All the so-called "secrets of success" will not work unless you do.
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All the treasure in the world is worthless, unless you have someone to share it with.
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